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\u00a0You&#8217;re right!!!<\/p>\n<p>Did you say port-o-johns? \u00a0You&#8217;re right too!!!<\/p>\n<p>So some creative team at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heinzketchup.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Heinz ketchup<\/a><\/strong> got the same inspiration and must have said (we hope jokingly) &#8230; &#8220;let&#8217;s do the whole <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hersheys.com\/reeses.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">Reese&#8217;s Cup<\/a><\/strong> thing and do a ketchup bottle port-o-john mash up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But it apparently wasn&#8217;t a joke. \u00a0Alas, the iconic Heinz ketchup bottle became the place that was your best friend after too many beers at the county fair.<\/p>\n<p>Again, I can&#8217;t imagine that someone at Heinz somewhere might have asked the question: \u00a0&#8220;Do we really want our iconic bottle and brand to be remembered as a smelly urinal?&#8221; \u00a0&#8220;Do we want someone to look at a ketchup bottle on a table and say, &#8216;Hey, I remember relieving myself in something that looked just like that a couple of weeks ago! \u00a0Yum! \u00a0I&#8217;m gonna put some of that on my french fries!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Gives a new twist to the line about\u00a0&#8220;anticipation&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I spoke to<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/jamesejohnson.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"> my brother<\/a><\/strong> who was a former creative director at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.saatchi.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Saatchi <\/a><\/strong>and at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.grey.com\/index.html?section=HOME&amp;sid=WINNERS\" target=\"_blank\">Grey<\/a><\/strong>. \u00a0His interpretation: \u00a0desperation. \u00a0Sales and the stock price are in the toilet (pun intended). \u00a0You&#8217;re under the gun. \u00a0The CMO is about to get the boot. \u00a0The account is about to be put up for review. \u00a0These are situations where taste, decorum, and thoughtful advertising are set aside.<\/p>\n<p>Throw deep.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you look around and ask yourself, &#8220;what the hell were people thinking?&#8221; We at the Juice Bar came across two marketing campaigns that got us &#8220;scratching our heads&#8221;. \u00a0I use the term &#8220;scratching our heads&#8221; advisedly because, after taking a look at these advertisements, one may think that the brand is wanting us to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1043"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1054,"href":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions\/1054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}