{"id":320,"date":"2009-01-26T05:06:45","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T12:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/?p=320"},"modified":"2009-01-26T05:06:45","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T12:06:45","slug":"buddy-can-you-spare-a-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/?p=320","title":{"rendered":"Buddy, Can You Spare a Car?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For awhile there I thought the word for 2009 was going to be &#8220;frugality.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Frugal.\u00a0 Being thrifty.\u00a0 Back to those values that our new president spoke about last Tuesday.\u00a0 Values that are not new, but old.\u00a0 Most people who had Depression-era parents (like me) knows &#8220;frugal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But after lo<a href=\"http:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/hyundai.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft alignnone size-medium wp-image-321\" style=\"float: left; margin: 8px;\" title=\"hyundai\" src=\"http:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/hyundai-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"159\" height=\"120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/hyundai-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/hyundai.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 159px) 100vw, 159px\" \/><\/a>oking at the <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/industry.bnet.com\/auto\/1000522\/hyundai-job-loss-ads-could-attract-or-repel-buyers\/\" target=\"_blank\">Hyundai commercials<\/a><\/strong>, I&#8217;m thinking of another word.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Resigned.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I mean, really.<\/p>\n<p>Selling someone a car and then saying that if they get fired from their job you&#8217;ll take it back?<\/p>\n<p>That doesn&#8217;t makes me want to go out and buy a Hyundai!\u00a0 Sounds more like a death wish.\u00a0 Oh, and by the way, isn&#8217;t it when you&#8217;re out of a job that you need a car the most!\u00a0 To get to the next interview?\u00a0 Now that&#8217;s a campaign.\u00a0 Lose your job?\u00a0 We&#8217;ll loan you a Hyundai for six weeks to help you find another.\u00a0 But no.\u00a0 We&#8217;ll take your money first.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking of going to clients with &#8220;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/jerrysjuicebar.com\/blog\/wp-admin\/www.hyundaiusa.com\" target=\"_blank\">Hyundai <\/a><\/strong>campaigns &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nike.com\" target=\"_blank\">Nike <\/a><\/strong>will sell you a Sasquatch driver &#8230; and if your leg gets cut off in the next six months, they&#8217;ll take it back.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.budweiser.com\" target=\"_blank\">Budweiser <\/a><\/strong>will sell you six pack of beer &#8230; and if you die of sclerosis of the liver in the next year &#8230; it&#8217;s free!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.harvard.edu\" target=\"_blank\">Harvard <\/a><\/strong>will put your child through college &#8230; and if he\/she ends up in jail for a year or more before they turn 25, you&#8217;ll get your book money back!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Come see the movie <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionaryroadmovie.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Revolutionary Road<\/a><\/strong> &#8230; and if within the next 60 days you become a depressed alcoholic and cheat on your wife &#8230; we&#8217;ll pay for therapy!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For awhile there I thought the word for 2009 was going to be &#8220;frugality.&#8221; 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